Operating Thetan Level Six, is the current rank Tom 'Maverick' Cruise has reached in the wonderful world of Scientology. Mr. Cruise believes the spirits of murdered space aliens are the cause of all of humanity's illnesses, confusion, inadequacies, shortcomings and postpartum depression.

If you don't have the time, money or the celebrity to make your way to level six then consider this shirt. It's a lot less hassle, and a considerable bit less crazy.

Disclaimer: It is worth noting that one of the abilities a Level Six has is the ability to travel at will in an exteriorized state, and see the sights and read the thoughts in another place. We must sadly disclose that this shirt will not grant you this ability.

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