"She probably kidnapped herself... Look at it, young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he isn't givin' her enough, ya know, she owes money all over town. It's all a goddamn fake man, it's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit, and uh, uh ya know, uh ya know, you'll uh, uh, you know what I'm tryin' to say, uh..."

-- Jeffrey Lebowski

Without further adieu, we present a shirt for the truly distinguishing Big Lebowski fan. You wanted a Big Lebowski reference that would prove once and for all that you are the biggest, best, leanest, meanest Big Lebowski fan this side of Lan Doc. Well Old Shirty listened, thought about it, decided against at first, but then changed his mind and decided to oblige.

Finally, a t-shirt that screams, “I’m the greatest Big Lebowski fan ever”, and the beauty is no one will ever know.

Preshrunk 100% Cotton Shirty